Fubpaklarggiltonkhomligquag is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, deceitful penguin.

Fubpaklarggiltonkhomligquag created a strange quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubpaklarggiltonkhomligquag, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fubpaklarggiltonkhomligquag, it will have a low opinion of you.

Fubpaklarggiltonkhomligquag's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Fubpaklarggiltonkhomligquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Always treat dogs with great respect.

3. Fubpaklarggiltonkhomligquag must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.