Baddunviddibcampangpodduss is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, intelligent beaver.

Baddunviddibcampangpodduss created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Baddunviddibcampangpodduss, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Baddunviddibcampangpodduss, it will turn you into a rat.

Baddunviddibcampangpodduss' most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Baddunviddibcampangpodduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. You must never eat lemons.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Baddunviddibcampangpodduss loves rats, so they must be honoured.