Kadstipcub is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, flying spider.

Kadstipcub created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadstipcub, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kadstipcub, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Kadstipcub's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Kadstipcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Always wear plain boots during rituals.

3. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

4. Never fashion tools from bone.

5. Respect your elders.