Loopmotrankikrig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fast wasp.

Loopmotrankikrig created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loopmotrankikrig, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Loopmotrankikrig, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Loopmotrankikrig's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Loopmotrankikrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about coconuts.

2. Never talk about ants.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Loopmotrankikrig in the centre of the settlement.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not chop down trees.