Litfenfun is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, wise rat.

Litfenfun created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Litfenfun, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Litfenfun, she will turn you into a duck.

Litfenfun's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Litfenfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Never think about special relativity near nematodes while wearing green shorts and balancing four silver spheres on your hands.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. You must love Litfenfun.

5. Do not cook food in pots.