Pintettifen is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, annoying dog.

Pintettifen created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pintettifen, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pintettifen, she will make you grow a tail.

Pintettifen's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Pintettifen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.