Dubloopmet is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, almighty jackal.

Dubloopmet created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dubloopmet, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dubloopmet, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dubloopmet's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Dubloopmet's Holy Commandments

1. Dubloopmet loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not bounce in public.