Riggaryam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humorless goat.

Riggaryam created time and space three million years ago.

If you believe in Riggaryam, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Riggaryam, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Riggaryam's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Riggaryam's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Riggaryam.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.