Jopflabmot is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, intelligent chicken.

Jopflabmot created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jopflabmot, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jopflabmot, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jopflabmot's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Jopflabmot's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Erect a giant black sculpture of Jopflabmot in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always treat badgers with great respect.

4. You must never eat cucumbers.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.