Appgenkab is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonest manatee.

Appgenkab created humanity seven million years ago.

If you believe in Appgenkab, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Appgenkab, she will be very unhappy.

Appgenkab's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Appgenkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Never talk about optics near voles while wearing pink dresses.