Wonbugfom is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, charitable walrus.

Wonbugfom created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonbugfom, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wonbugfom, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Wonbugfom's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Wonbugfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never wear mauve jumpers.