Flabdotdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, egotistical monkey.

Flabdotdiss created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Flabdotdiss, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Flabdotdiss, it will not invite you to parties.

Flabdotdiss' most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Flabdotdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always help turtles in need.