Cetdontarg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, sapient ant.

Cetdontarg created the planet Earth eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetdontarg, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cetdontarg, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cetdontarg's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Cetdontarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cetdontarg's priests.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Run away if four birds approach from the west.