Bugmotzanquartdudstigquatweg is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omniscient whale.

Bugmotzanquartdudstigquatweg created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugmotzanquartdudstigquatweg, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bugmotzanquartdudstigquatweg, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bugmotzanquartdudstigquatweg's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bugmotzanquartdudstigquatweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Bugmotzanquartdudstigquatweg on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about enzymes.