Fengilhimmonkimstip is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, almighty pig.

Fengilhimmonkimstip created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fengilhimmonkimstip, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fengilhimmonkimstip, he will turn you into a rock.

Fengilhimmonkimstip's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Fengilhimmonkimstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Always help sick foxes.

3. Worship no other gods but Fengilhimmonkimstip.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never sing near otters.