Ortcargut is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, tranquil dragon.

Ortcargut created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ortcargut, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ortcargut, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Ortcargut's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Ortcargut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ducks.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never feed corn to moths while wearing cyan jumpers.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Ortcargut on top of all buildings.