Konkadgig Fobboggem is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-knowing goat.

Konkadgig Fobboggem created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Konkadgig Fobboggem, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Konkadgig Fobboggem, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Konkadgig Fobboggem's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Konkadgig Fobboggem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

5. Retreat if three voles approach from the north.