Yaktithom Besstailwitdub is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, awesome aardvark.

Yaktithom Besstailwitdub created matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yaktithom Besstailwitdub, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yaktithom Besstailwitdub, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yaktithom Besstailwitdub's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Yaktithom Besstailwitdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nucleic acids.

2. Never mention foxes.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics.