Pin is a god.

She takes the form of a small, pitiless jellyfish.

Pin created dark matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pin, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Pin's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Pin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about apples.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Run away if nine aardvarks approach from the north.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.