Targkonbass is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, quiet mink.

Targkonbass created a down quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Targkonbass, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Targkonbass, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Targkonbass' most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Targkonbass' Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.