Cudhanmat is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, confident ferret.

Cudhanmat created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudhanmat, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cudhanmat, he will manifest in front of you.

Cudhanmat's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Cudhanmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Erect a giant white sculpture of Cudhanmat in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never feed melons to moths while wearing shirts.

4. Never write about chromosomes.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.