Tontigwikdid is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, benevolent grasshopper.

Tontigwikdid created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tontigwikdid, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tontigwikdid, he will turn you into a plant.

Tontigwikdid's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Tontigwikdid's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

4. Worship no other gods but Tontigwikdid.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Tontigwikdid on top of all buildings.