Somcadqueegsawlit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, almighty hydra.

Somcadqueegsawlit created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Somcadqueegsawlit, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Somcadqueegsawlit, she will not invite you to parties.

Somcadqueegsawlit's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Somcadqueegsawlit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never feed strawberries to great tits while wearing coats.

5. Never sit in the presence of sharks.