Tigxennurl is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ill-tempered grasshopper.

Tigxennurl created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Tigxennurl, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tigxennurl, it will turn you into a mole.

Tigxennurl's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Tigxennurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six snakes in a large pit.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Never feed parsnips to snails while wearing purple skirts.

4. Do not speak about figs.

5. Do not sit in public.