Buggamlap is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, capable bat.

Buggamlap created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buggamlap, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Buggamlap, it will not care.

Buggamlap's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Buggamlap's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Foxes are not to be trusted.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory.