Gigfarnben is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, blissful wren.

Gigfarnben created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigfarnben, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gigfarnben, it will not invite you to parties.

Gigfarnben's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Gigfarnben's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near voles while wearing violet hats and balancing four lead spheres on your legs.

3. Do not kill dolphins.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.