Cemrawyiktig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, sapient turtle.

Cemrawyiktig created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cemrawyiktig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cemrawyiktig, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Cemrawyiktig's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Cemrawyiktig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed carrots to whales while wearing blue boots.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Erect six tin sculptures of Cemrawyiktig on top of important buildings.