Bitvidraw is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, annoying skunk.

Bitvidraw created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitvidraw, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bitvidraw, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bitvidraw's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Bitvidraw's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never feed parsnips to goats while wearing trousers.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near cats while wearing orange corsets and balancing five nickel spheres on your chest.

4. Always treat gulls with great respect.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.