Boggatfotmil is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, contented
hummingbird.
Boggatfotmil created matter two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Boggatfotmil, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Boggatfotmil, he will send you a strongly worded letter.
Boggatfotmil's most sacred site is Kerris in England.
Boggatfotmil's Holy Commandments1. Put Boggatfotmil first in all things.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Do not shave your face.
4. Never sprint near foxes.
5. Never mention cats.