Boggatfotmil is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, contented hummingbird.

Boggatfotmil created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boggatfotmil, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Boggatfotmil, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Boggatfotmil's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Boggatfotmil's Holy Commandments

1. Put Boggatfotmil first in all things.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Never sprint near foxes.

5. Never mention cats.