Cissxemgam Popsugrilnart is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, fast bird.

Cissxemgam Popsugrilnart created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Cissxemgam Popsugrilnart, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cissxemgam Popsugrilnart, it will send you a sign.

Cissxemgam Popsugrilnart's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Cissxemgam Popsugrilnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat pineapples.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cissxemgam Popsugrilnart.

4. Never paint your hands yellow.

5. Do not hurt nematodes.