Yarlsafveen is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, fussy
eagle.
Yarlsafveen created humanity two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yarlsafveen, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Yarlsafveen, he will make you grow a tail.
Yarlsafveen's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Yarlsafveen's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Yarlsafveen in the centre of the settlement.
2. Never talk about birds.
3. Yarlsafveen loves rats, so they must be honoured.
4. Never think about electromagnetism near mice while wearing magenta stockings and balancing seven titanium spheres on your neck.
5. Do not eat beans.