Gepdiddot is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, annoying cow.

Gepdiddot created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepdiddot, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gepdiddot, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gepdiddot's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Gepdiddot's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.