Larpcit is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, caring goat.

Larpcit created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Larpcit, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Larpcit, he will turn you into a sheep.

Larpcit's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Larpcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never feed lots of rice to shrews while wearing fawn rings.

3. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Larpcit in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.