Nulljinflag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awesome raccoon.

Nulljinflag created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulljinflag, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nulljinflag, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nulljinflag's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Nulljinflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never feed lots of cucumbers to ducks while wearing white rings.

4. Never write about spacetime.

5. Do not commit murder.