Quaffidgom Mig is a god.
She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-confident
salamander.
Quaffidgom Mig created the planet Earth four years ago.
If you believe in
Quaffidgom Mig, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Quaffidgom Mig, she will turn you into a sheep.
Quaffidgom Mig's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Quaffidgom Mig's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt cats.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Never talk about shrews.
4. Do not laugh in public.
5. Do not cook food in pots.