Quaffidgom Mig is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-confident salamander.

Quaffidgom Mig created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Quaffidgom Mig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Quaffidgom Mig, she will turn you into a sheep.

Quaffidgom Mig's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Quaffidgom Mig's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt cats.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about shrews.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Do not cook food in pots.