Donlapnil is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, ruthless
wasp.
Donlapnil created the Sun five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Donlapnil, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Donlapnil, he will say rude things about you at parties.
Donlapnil's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Donlapnil's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Retreat if seven tapirs approach from the east.