Donlapnil is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, ruthless wasp.

Donlapnil created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Donlapnil, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Donlapnil, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Donlapnil's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Donlapnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Retreat if seven tapirs approach from the east.