Fubfatjon Madmitvol is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, impressive troll.

Fubfatjon Madmitvol created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubfatjon Madmitvol, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fubfatjon Madmitvol, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fubfatjon Madmitvol's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Fubfatjon Madmitvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fubfatjon Madmitvol.

3. Do not sprint in public.

4. Never mention foxes.

5. Always help monkeys in need.