Bogbatdut Bafhubjen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, wise horse.

Bogbatdut Bafhubjen created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Bogbatdut Bafhubjen, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bogbatdut Bafhubjen, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bogbatdut Bafhubjen's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bogbatdut Bafhubjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands green.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Put Bogbatdut Bafhubjen first in all things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not commit murder.