Tenbudcam is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, clever rhinoceros.

Tenbudcam created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenbudcam, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tenbudcam, she will turn you into a mouse.

Tenbudcam's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Tenbudcam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

2. Retreat if seven foxes approach from the east.

3. Do not take Tenbudcam's name in vain.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Never think about gravity.