Wodtab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unselfish giraffe.

Wodtab created an up quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Wodtab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wodtab, he will torture you forever.

Wodtab's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Wodtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about photosynthesis.

2. Do not kill bats.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not make images of living things.