Cedmismit is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, slow tapir.

Cedmismit created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedmismit, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cedmismit, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Cedmismit's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Cedmismit's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry hamsters.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. You must love Cedmismit.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never feed lots of tomatoes to dogs while wearing pink stockings.