Wipnellvanbimtap is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tiresome shark.

Wipnellvanbimtap created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipnellvanbimtap, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wipnellvanbimtap, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wipnellvanbimtap's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Wipnellvanbimtap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Never feed grapes to horses while wearing green boots.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near dogs while wearing violet shorts and balancing five zinc spheres on your back.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.