Stigrapwit is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, narcissistic lion.

Stigrapwit created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigrapwit, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Stigrapwit, it will not invite you to parties.

Stigrapwit's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Stigrapwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick foxes.

2. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Worship no other gods but Stigrapwit.