Arnxucbat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, loving badger.

Arnxucbat created a Higgs boson three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnxucbat, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Arnxucbat, she will not care at all.

Arnxucbat's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Arnxucbat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Arnxucbat on top of all buildings.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Hide from red squirrels for they are unholy.