Xenarmmob is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective unicorn.

Xenarmmob created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Xenarmmob, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Xenarmmob, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Xenarmmob's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Xenarmmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Never paint your face white.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.