Tamrulloopwapfemfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, generous badger.

Tamrulloopwapfemfarn created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tamrulloopwapfemfarn, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tamrulloopwapfemfarn, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tamrulloopwapfemfarn's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Tamrulloopwapfemfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not take Tamrulloopwapfemfarn's name in vain.

3. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tamrulloopwapfemfarn.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.