Nurlkanlunrendutcar is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, all-powerful ferret.

Nurlkanlunrendutcar created the universe four years ago.

If you believe in Nurlkanlunrendutcar, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Nurlkanlunrendutcar, it will turn you into a plant.

Nurlkanlunrendutcar's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Nurlkanlunrendutcar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ducks.

2. Always help goats in need.

3. Never wear white kilts.

4. Do not eat aubergines.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near grasshopers while wearing red scarves and balancing three nickel spheres on your chest.