Pibnigged is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, overgenerous grasshopper.

Pibnigged created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibnigged, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pibnigged, she will destroy your favourite star.

Pibnigged's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Pibnigged's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always help squirrels.