Dagmitkip is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, thoughtless tapir.

Dagmitkip created water eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagmitkip, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dagmitkip, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dagmitkip's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Dagmitkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never eat corn.

4. Dagmitkip loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

5. Feed all hungry moths.