Cumjatlogpib is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, proud cow.

Cumjatlogpib created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cumjatlogpib, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cumjatlogpib, she will jump up and down on your head.

Cumjatlogpib's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Cumjatlogpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about enzymes.

2. Never think ill of sick geese.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think about solid mechanics.

5. Never write about dark matter.