Catxucktin is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, prudent bird.

Catxucktin created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catxucktin, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Catxucktin, it will turn you into a puffin.

Catxucktin's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Catxucktin's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Never run in the presence of tapirs.